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Obama discovers ‘nato’ is Welsh for ‘herpes’
WELSH schoolchildren yesterday told President Obama that ‘nato’ means ‘herpes’ in their native language.
Visiting a school in Newport, the US president told the pupils he was attending the Nato summit and was met with a mixture of bewilderment, disgust and infantile sniggering.
Twelve year-old Elwyn Thomas said: “He kept saying it until eventually I was forced to put my hand up and ask if he’d been at it with a prostitute.
“And then I told him my Uncle Rhodri had to get an injection right in his cock.”
Pupil Kerys Williams added: “Coming in here talking about nato like it was something to be proud of. I’m only 10. Dirty bugger.
“And why are they having a conference about it?”
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President Obama also learned that ‘ukraine’ means ‘sex-based injury’ and ‘putin’ is Welsh for the gunk that gathers around the base of a kitchen tap.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/obama-discovers-nato-is-welsh-for-herpes-2014090590258
