I have been Drinking and thinking about this for a while....
I must be really bored.

Silly ideas out of my alcohol soaked brain for your consideration:

Gilded Warden
Opulence Assessor
Pacesetter Sentry
Gold Spring ( the difficulty springs back to where it should be)
Golden Anchor (Keeps the Difficulty Level Tethered to Reality)
Halcyon Governor ( Idk, just sounded cool in my head)
Aurelian
Hash Tensioner
i should stop 

hi , i'm interested in purchasing an ALCHEMIST 256Mh/s made by alcheminer, does anyone here actually own one? If so what was your experience with it?
I am considering buying a few of them, but i haven't made contact with someone that actually owns one and has experience with this product.

If not what comparable hardware would you suggest?

i have 5 Zeus Blizzards that I am currently playing with, they have been fun to learn with. I for the most part, have them all hashing away @ obscure coins that are of low difficulty. But they aren't exactly making me any money. I'm thinking about getting more serious about Scrypt mining, but the only hardware i have seen that seems profitable, is out of stock, or no one seems to know anything about! its very frustrating!

not sure how to go forward.

any suggestions would be very helpfull.

Thanks